The True And Correct Time Is Porpweed 42.

what are you talking about? those aren't words?? what the heck is Hoop II???

so the New York Millennials blaseball fans made up a new system of time, where instead of hours with numbers in different time zones all the hours just have universal names. (credit to Blargant and EDVA for crafting the actual names.)

some hours have special significance (Hoop II is sacred, Flutterstuff is when we executed a bot once) but many people have different favorites based on time or name vibes.

to get the current time, you can type "+arcanetimestamp" in the Mills channels on the main Blaseball Discord or "!arcanetimestamp" anywhere in Millscord.

you don't really need to know anything else about the different hours but if you have questions feel free to ask on discord and mills fans will be delighted to offer more explanation, to the extent it exists!
(most of them don't have any sort of deeper lore significance; they're just funny words)

The true and correct hours have been decreed, from UTC:
00:00-01:00 Bjeorge
01:00-02:00 Greoff
02:00-03:00 Tamilda
03:00-04:00 Kruhb
04:00-05:00 Stephenceslas
05:00-06:00 Crowby
06:00-07:00 Munko
07:00-08:00 Zhemprov
08:00-09:00 Degastovic
09:00-10:00 Plimb
10:00-11:00 Gorfisnattr
11:00-12:00 Zithyramb
12:00-13:00 Swime
13:00-14:00 Tobleronnio
14:00-15:00 Maxitrillion
15:00-16:00 Quoldim
16:00-17:00 Hoop II
17:00-18:00 Flutterstuff
18:00-19:00 Porpweed
19:00-20:00 Bonjozmius
20:00-21:00 Twelvnuun
21:00-22:00 Kvothe
22:00-23:00 Ededdeddy
23:00-00:00 Surtur

if you want to know more about the New York Millennials blaseball team in general, click here

i'm so sorry