The True And Correct Time Is Porpweed 42.
what are you talking about? those aren't words?? what the heck is Hoop II???
so the New York Millennials blaseball fans made up a new system of time, where instead of hours with numbers in different time zones all the hours just have universal names. (credit to Blargant and EDVA for crafting the actual names.)
some hours have special significance (Hoop II is sacred, Flutterstuff is when we executed a bot once) but many people have different favorites based on time or name vibes.
to get the current time, you can type "+arcanetimestamp" in the Mills channels on the main Blaseball Discord or "!arcanetimestamp" anywhere in Millscord.
you don't really need to know anything else about the different hours but if you have questions feel free to ask on discord and mills fans will be delighted to offer more explanation, to the extent it exists!
(most of them don't have any sort of deeper lore significance; they're just funny words)
The true and correct hours have been decreed, from UTC:
16:00-17:00 Hoop II
if you want to know more about the New York Millennials blaseball team in general, click here
i'm so sorry